The Great American Road Trip – Part 3 – Louisiana and Florida

Mandeville, Destin, Seaside, Crystal River, Orlando, St Pete Beach, Key West and Miami

  • Louisiana

Our first stop in Louisiana was at Breaux Bridge, the self-proclaimed Crawfish Capital of the world.  We chose the crawfish platter at the “Crazy ’bout Crawfish Cajun Café”, a festival of all things crawfish.

It turns out Crawfish isn’t that nice.

If you’ve not tried them, they are a bit like a tiny prawn (shrimp), that has grown up in a swamp, and that’s exactly how they taste.

So all Crawfished out we moved on to our overnight destination. We we’re lodging just outside Mandeville, a town just across the bay from New Orleans. We had chosen Mandeville for our Louisiana stop rather than New Orleans as we wanted to experience a real Louisiana town, rather than a tourist hotspot, and definitely not because we were intimidated by the appalling crime rate in the Big Easy.


Mandeville was beautiful and made all the more spectacular by the dense fog that blanketed the town on the morning we arrived. The old plantation style houses, Spanish Moss covered Cyprus Trees, and waterfront were transformed into a perfect horror movie setting. It looked like a scene from “Silent Hill”, which is ironically anything but a perfect horror movie.

Mandeville Louisiana
Mandeville Louisiana
Mandeville Louisiana
Mandeville Louisiana

The Tammany Trace, a scenic biking and hiking trail, connects Mandeville with the nearby Fontainebleau State Park, an attractive 2,800-acre park located on the shore of Lake Pontchartrain. A nice spot for a tramp through the wilderness occasionally interrupted by alligators, snakes, and various creepy crawlies.

Lake Pontchartrain Louisiana
Lake Pontchartrain Louisiana

Having survived the state park we popped back into Mandeville for a bite to eat before heading on, with a slight regret that we hadn’t allocated more time to Louisiana. If Mandeville is anything to go by we’d definitely sold ourselves short here. 



Destin was neither of our first choices, we actually wanted to stay in Seaside, but the budget said otherwise.

Actually Destin turned out to be a pretty nice place, with a fantastic unspoilt and uninhabited beach partnering a crystal clear sea and a pretty Harbour Walk area, sporting plenty of places to eat and drink. We also got very lucky on the accommodation paying just $70 per night at the Hilton Home2 Suites. We don’t often give a shout out to hotels, but this place was incredible for what we paid, a real suite with a kitchen and sofa, and immaculately clean. Do bare-in-mind however it was off-season and the place had only just opened, so you may struggle to grab the same deal.

Destin Florida
Destin beach Florida


Seaside is every bit as cute and quaint as it looks in the movie “The Truman Show”. The quintessential seaside town; but how could it not be with a name like that? Seaside hosts shops, bars, restaurants and more than its fair share of art galleries, all impeccably clean and manicured and if that’s not enough, it also boasts what was probably the whitest powder sand beach, and crystal clear water, we have seen anywhere on our travels to date.

Truman's House Seaside Florida
Truman’s House Seaside Florida
Seaside Florida
Seaside Florida
Seaside Florida
Seaside Florida

Crystal River

Our only reason to visit Crystal River was to see the Manatees, and it’s clear that this is the towns major draw. Personally I’m not really sure why these docile sea cows are such an attraction, they don’t do a great deal. For the most part they just hang about at the bottom of the water, looking a lot like big rocks. But for reasons I can’t quite fathom, we both wanted to witness this, so we bought our passes to the 3 Sisters springs and boarded the tour bus (the only way to get there as there is no parking at the springs). The tour bus passes though the centre of Crystal River before reaching the springs. As it happens Crystal River has a pretty old town area, which we were quite unaware of when we booked our accommodation on the outskirts of town.

3 Sisters springs features a boardwalk area around 5 natural springs where Manatees visit to warm themselves during the winter months, as well as a large wetland walking area. As it happens we had fallen lucky with the weather, that is for the rest of our trip, not for Manatee spotting purposes. The sun was blazing and the temperature was in the 80’s. That said we did see a couple of adults and a calf. Apparently on colder days the springs are teaming with them.

Crystal River Florida
Crystal River Florida

The springs, and surrounding wetlands are pretty, and even Manatee free they are worth a visit. Just watch your step, there are alligators in the wetlands, and having almost tripped over one before he hot footed it into the lake, we counted our wildlife-spotting excursion a definite success.

Universal Studios

Well actually International drive, but there’s only one reason we’re here, and that’s to visit Orlando’s second best Theme Parks. Soz Universal, but we both know it’s true.

That said, since the Wizarding World of Harry Potter opened, the divide has reduced significantly, and we were keen to see if the expansion into Diagon Alley had made up further ground.

It had, but only a little. As it happens Diagon Alley is very similar to the Wizarding World, and the Gringot’s Mine train, a similar experience to the Forbidden Journey, just not as good. I guess you’d have to experience the Hogwarts Express to know for certain, unfortunately its another $50 to do this, not something we could justify on a travellers budget.

One thing we did like was Knockturn Alley, a dark and spooky area tucked away right at the back of Diagon Alley.

Diagon Alley Universal Studios Florida
Diagon Alley Universal Studios Florida

I’m not going to go cover the parks on this posts, there’s already a ton of stuff out there on both Disney, and Universal, besides we’ve already covered our favourites in a previous blog “5 of the best at Orlando and Walt Disney World”

St Pete Beach

We stopped off at John’s Pass for lunch on our way to St Pete Beach. The area consisted of a small village of gift shops shouldering a waterfront boardwalk hosting several restaurants. The whole area had an air that perhaps it had seen better days, or perhaps it had just lost its way, with a Hooters restaurant sitting uncomfortably with a turn of the century fishing village theme.

St Pete Beach itself was one of the bigger disappointments we experienced during our road-trip. The resort was entirely unremarkable, a little run down and the beach was more shell than sand. The not so appealing water was divided from the beach by a border of red seaweed, and an abundance of dead molluscs, and crustaceans.


Accommodation options for the Everglades appear to be Everglades City on the West side, and Florida City or Homestead on the East. We choose Florida City as we wanted to get an early start for the next leg into the Keys.

The plan was to drive the Tamiami Trail through the Everglades stopping off at the Shark Valley Visitors Centre en-route. Then do the “Flamingo” trails on the second day. However this plan was scuppered when we reached the visitors centre only to find the car lot full and vehicles filling the grass verge as far as the eye could see.

Had we done a little more research we may have chosen a different base. As we approached our hotel the local scenery inspired Leanne to check out the crime stats for the area, something we immediately regretted. This unease did not dissipate when we checked in to our hotel and found the door limiter latch had been broken off! No doubt having been kicked off by an Uzi wielding meth-head.

Having survived the night we were keen to get into the relative safety of an Alligator infested wilderness. We pulled back the curtains to be greeted by the perfect manatee spotting weather, just one week too late. So we donned our winter clothes and set off. As it happens, the sharp drop in temperature and accompanying drizzle turned out to be a blessing in disguise. As we pulled in to the Royal Palm Visitors Centre we were one of only 5 cars in the car park. The weather had not dissuaded the vultures however, who eyed our rubber bits with eager anticipation, fortunately we had been tipped off about their penchant for car munching and grabbed one of the complimentary tarpaulins.

The Anhinga Trail, was definitely the trail for gator spotting. Not 2 minutes out of the car and we were face to face with a 13 foot beastie. This was the first of 12 alligators we saw along this short trail, as well as a couple of turtles and a huge number of birds including the Anhinga from where the trail gets its name.

Everglades Florida
Alligator at Everglades National Park

Working our way along highway 9336 walking the majority of the trails along the way, we eventually arrived at the Flamingo Visitors Centre, and the end of the line. By this time we were both a little beat and the weather had taken a significant turn for the worse. We grabbed something to eat and were just about to head home when we spotted a small crowd gathered at the waterfront. Reluctantly we decided to brave the weather and investigate.

Manatees! A decent group of them, including a mother and calf, were at the surface of the water’s edge. It looked like they were trying to suck the barnacles off the harbour wall, though I couldn’t swear to that.

Manatees Everglades National Park Florida

The Everglades had been a great success, though not a beautiful day in the traditional sense, I doubt we’d have enjoyed the same peace and serenity if the weather had been better.

Key West

Florida City served its primary purpose of being convenient exceptionally well, and less than an hour from check-out we were in the Florida Keys. If you’re like me you’ll probably have visions of a stunning beach side drive rivalling that of the Pacific Coast Highway, I’m here to tell you the drive to Key West is nothing like this. Unless you are on one of the bridges that connects the islands the only giveaway that you are in the Keys is the fact that you are on a single carriageway. The drive is one of the least scenic, and most gruelling we had come across.

Our guesthouse in Key West was a quaint little place, just off Duval Street. And when I say just off, I do mean that. The property was accessible from Duval Street via a tiny driveway that was generally occupied by a ticket booth. The man in the booth had to secure all his wares and wheel his booth out of the way every-time someone wanted in or out. I think he may have just set up on the morning we left, as he did not look happy….

I think out of everywhere we visited Key West was the most like we had expected. We really enjoyed just ambling around the beautifully manicured streets enjoying the Caribbean style buildings. The place has a really nice vibe, as well as plenty of restaurants and bars, many hosting live acts.

Key West
Key West

The sunset celebration at Mallory square was the only let-down, being punted as some kind of evening extravaganza, with live entertainment, and dining options abound, it was a bit of a lame duck. There was live entertainment, but certainly not up to the quality we had enjoyed elsewhere in the States (including elsewhere in the bars in Key West), and with dining options limited to nuts, popcorn and hot dogs it’s not going to winning any culinary awards anytime soon. Add to this that the fact that you can’t see the sunset from Mallory Square due to the cruise ships that dock in the harbour and you’ve got 3 strikes.


We stayed in the heart of the Art Deco district just off Ocean Drive in South Beach. The location was perfect for exploring the pretty old buildings and close to bars and restaurants without being noisy. Our first stop was the beach. Perfect baking bodies littered a beautiful stretch of sand boarded by beautiful clean blue waters. We took a couple of pics of including the obligatory lifeguard tower shot, before moving on. Beaches aren’t really our thing, Leanne is a prismatic ginger-nut and if I lay in the beach too long, Greenpeace come along and push me into the sea.

We pulled a map off the web and ticked off the iconic landmarks, all of which can be visited on foot in a couple of hours. As a bit of a film buff the highlight for me was seeing the building from the famous chainsaw scene in the film Scarface. It was undergoing refurbishment and had construction boards up, and despite being flanked by 2 far more iconic hotels, I took more photographs of this than anything else in Miami.

Miami Art Deco Buildings

Miami Art Deco Buildings
Miami Art Deco Buildings

From a distance, evenings on Ocean Drive look like the place to be. Café’s line the pavement bathed in a neon-glow from the elegant historic buildings, smartly dressed folk sip wine and munch seafood, and live music escapes numerous bars, covering everything from salsa to rock. However walking down Ocean Drive you soon start to notice something, it’s subtle at first. “Wow, Margarita bowls are popular here”, then “isn’t the food at this place very similar to the last place” and then “hang on a minute isn’t this the same “special” as the last place had?”

I’m not sure if they are all owned by the same company or if it’s some kind of cartel, but it would appear the vast majority of the establishments that line Ocean Drive share the same menu and the same prices!

I guess it’s kinda funny that I loved the Scarface connection but this didn’t sit very well with me.

Last stop Disney.

No visit to Florida would be complete without a stop at the home of the world most famous rodent, and it was a fitting finale for our trip across America.

There’s no way I can relegate the happiest place on earth to a few lines at the bottom of a road-trip post. I’m not an animal! Disney deserves it’s own dedicated post, and guess what, you’re in luck.

So that’s it then. 5,000 miles, across 9 states, crammed into a Hyundai Accent along with all our worldly possessions (sure “Dollar Rent a Car” it’s clearly “similar” to a Ford Focus. Oh, apart from it being considerably smaller of course!) We’ve seen sublime scenery, eaten magnificent food, enjoyed stunning architecture, visited historic sites, and we’ve experienced clear blue skies, dense fog, snow, hail, rain, and blistering sun, and that was all in one day on route 66 between Kingman and Seligman!

The USA is an incredible country, so beautiful and so diverse and I know we only scratched the surface. Tell us about your favourite places, and what we missed out on. If we get enough suggestions we might just do it again….

And if you haven’t read them already don’t miss the first 2 parts of the road trip.

The Great American Road Trip Part 1

The Great American Road Trip Part 2


The Great American Road Trip – Part 2 – New Mexico and Texas

Albuquerque, Santa Fe, San Antonio, Houston and Galveston

New Mexico

Our first stop off in New Mexico was in a town called Truth or Consequences. We knew little about it, but with a name like that we were expecting a proper wild-west outpost. The truth is, the consequence of our stopping here was a feeling that perhaps we should do more research. It wasn’t bad, bad, just a little run down, and unremarkable.

Fortunately this was not an omen for the rest of New Mexico, which turned out to be one of the highlights of the trip.


It’s a little embarrassing to admit that everything we knew about New Mexico we had learned from the TV show Breaking Bad. If it hadn’t been for the exploits of the rolling meth lab, we would have been unaware of the beauty of the area, and there’s little chance we would have visited.

The majority of our ABQ tour was around the various Breaking Bad locations. Walt’s house, Jessie’s House, the building next to Saul’s office (easy mistake, it looks so different without the inflatable). The highlight was eating at Los Pollos Hermanos. It’s actually a “Twisters” restaurant now, but they still have some of the décor from the TV Show.

Breaking Bad Tour
Breaking Bad Tour
Breaking Bad Tour
Breaking Bad Tour

We did make it to the downtown area, despite this being off the BB trail, and despite waking up to a winter wonderland on our second day. The old town is really quaint and charming. The snow really added to the beauty of the adobe buildings.

Old Town Albuquerque
Old Town Albuquerque

Santa Fe

We took the Turquoise Trail to Santa Fe on the advice of a man who sold us some blue meth. The meth turned out to be candy, but the advice was good. New Mexico is truly breathtaking, the scenery is just stunning. Desert plains with rocky outcrops, and perfect blue skies. The vibrancy of the colours were amazing.

New Mexico
New Mexico

We stayed in a lovely little B&B in Santa Fe called the Inn on the Paseo. Fortunately it was only a 5 minute walk from the centre of town, as it was freezing cold, and the snow made it slippery underfoot.

Santa Fe is a truly beautiful city. Despite being the capital city of New Mexico, it had a cosy small town feel. Adobe buildings surrounded a picturesque square in the centre of town, where Native Americans gather to sell unique hand-made trinkets. Santa Fe also hosts the oldest house in the USA and the oldest church, as well as some great restaurants, museums, and a cool art district.

Santa Fe
Santa Fe
Oldest Church in the USA
Oldest Church in the USA

Route 66

We followed the oldest alignment of Route 66 from Santa Fe to Amarillo, which took us though more awesome scenery, before we joined back up with the freeway, reaching Tucumcari. Tucumcari was nothing like Seligman. The depressing and slightly unnerving town, acts as a very stark reminder that route 66 essentially hosts towns that were left behind when the highway was built.


Our first stop in Texas was just over the border at The Cadillac Ranch. Not an actual ranch, an art installation of several Cadillac cars semi buried nose-first in a field, where visitors are encouraged to add their own mark to the paint-work.

Cadillac Ranch
Cadillac Ranch

The eye-popping rugged scenery soon gave way to barren flat plains, and the crisp clean air was replaced by the whiff of cow poo and crude oil.

San Antonio

We overnighted in Abilene before arriving in San Antonio. Another city we knew little about (does anyone see a pattern here?)  We booked in to the Menger Hotel, next to the Alamo, reputed to be the most haunted hotel in the USA. The room did contain evidence of past lives, but that was more to do with poor housekeeping than supernatural forces.

The Alamo, originally a mission, is most famous for the historic battle that took place here during the Texas Revolution. The Mission is well-preserved and the grounds host a number of interesting exhibits and talks. For more information visit the official site

The Alamo
The Alamo

The majority San Antonio’s attractions can be found  in the vicinity of the pristine and beautifully manicured river walk, an epicentre of restaurants, and bars lining the banks of the San Antonio River.

Riverwalk San Antonio
River Walk San Antonio


We stayed on the outskirts of Houston rather than in the city centre as we luckily discovered that there was a marathon running through the city on the day we arrived, and many of the roads were closed, including the one that the hotel was on that we almost booked! Phew…

We couldn’t really visit Houston without visiting the space centre. A working facility as well as a museum, housing real space crafts, and spacesuits, as well as a number of educational displays and a large screen cinema showing short films.

The only slight negative for us was the tour of mission control. They do still have the real, actual mission control from the moon landings on site, but that’s a different “special” tour. We got to see the brand new mission control that was about to go live. I have to say if you have worked in an office you could probably afford to give this a miss. It wasn’t that dissimilar to the offices I used to work in when I sold waste services (except we didn’t have a picture of the bin-men on the wall)

Space Shuttle at Houston Space Center
Space Shuttle at Houston Space Center


50 miles south of Houston you will find Galveston Island. But let me save you the trouble of visiting yourself.

In fairness the downtown area on the north of the island isn’t too bad. It’s not an unpleasant place to amble around, and boasts some half-decent restaurants and bars, but it’s a real working harbour blighted by oil platforms. It’s hardly the most picturesque resort. The south of the island is much worse. The sea is brown, and the beach, uninviting, and what could have been the one redeeming feature, the Historic Pier, charges a $10 entrance fee just to set foot on it. Trust me, it wouldn’t be worth going out of your way for, if it was free.

So Texas had been something of a mixed bag. The scenery had certainly been less impressive than that of New Mexico, and Galveston was a total flop. But San Antonio was really lovely, and we had a great time there.

Next stop Louisiana, and then we’re on the home straight………

If you have enjoyed this blog make sure you check out Part 1  If you haven’t, check it out anyway, it’s much better, we promise…

The Great American Road Trip – Part 1 – Nevada, California and Arizona

Las Vegas, Death Valley, Seligman, Tucson and Tombstone

Myself and Leanne first met whist working as holiday reps in Majorca (Spain) in the summer of 2000. One night, over a table full of empties, the conversation stumbled onto future plans, and a common dream emerged.

To drive across America.

And so we agreed. “We’ll do it together”

I doubt either of us really believed it would happen, let alone it becoming the final leg of a trip around the world. However, fast forward 17 years, and that’s where we find ourselves.

Las Vegas

Venetian Las Vegas
Venetian Las Vegas

We flew in to Las Vegas on the 21st December, with the intention of spending Christmas and the New Year there, before picking up our hire car and hitting the road.

The first few days in Vegas were a blast, and it was great to finally be seeing some real Christmas spirit. (Sorry OZ & NZ, you just don’t take it seriously enough!)

Christmas at Vegas
Christmas at Vegas

However, despite what you may have read about Las Vegas being the ultimate bargain destination, I need to make one thing clear. You can “visit” Las Vegas on a budget, but you cannot “Vegas” on a budget. To do it properly you do have to see the shows, drink margarita-filled guitars, feed the slots, and pretend to be Dirty Harry at the local gun-club. Unfortunately we are on a budget, so we decided to cut the Vegas leg short.

Death Valley

We started our trip East by heading in the wrong direction. Our first stop was in a town called Beatty, this would be our jumping off point for Death Valley. Beatty reminded us of Radiator Springs, from the movie “Cars”. I’ll be honest, the “rustic feel” was a bit of a shock for us, having only previously experienced city-life in America.


Before heading into the national park we called in at a nearby ghost-town called Rhyolite. Founded in 1904 Rhyolite is a quintessential gold rush boomtown. With a population exceeding 10,000 at one point, by 1916 the mine was exhausted, and the town was deserted.

Rhyolite Train Station
Rhyolite Train Station
The Bottle House - Rhyolite
The Bottle House – Rhyolite

Death Valley National Park was certainly worth the diversion. We first stopped at an old borax mill, before heading to the salt flats, and then finally Artist’s Drive. Artist’s Drive was the highlight of the day for me, and we almost missed it, as the Death Valley official website said it was closed! We asked at the visitors centre after we saw other cars driving towards it, and found out it was in fact open.

Artists Palette - Death Valley
Artists Palette – Death Valley

The name refers to the diverse range of colours in the rock’s. But it’s not just the exceptional scenery that makes Artist’s Drive special. It’s like being on a roller coaster as you drive through tight canyons, over steep hills, and down into twisting canyons.

Salt Flats Death Valley
Salt Flats Death Valley

Route 66 Seligman

Next we headed south picking up the Mother Road at Kingman. The stretch of 66 between Kingman and Seligman was both beautiful and eventful. Talk about 4 seasons in one day! At one stage we could barely see the bonnet of the car the fog was so thick, then next moment the sun was blinding. We had torrential rain, high winds, and hail, but when the weather broke we were rewarded with breath-taking scenery in every direction.

Seligman - Route 66

Seligman - Route 66

Seligman was exactly what I had pictured a Route 66 town to be like, quirky and fun. We soon found that this was a somewhat romanticized version of a route 66 town, rather than a representative example, but it was good whilst it lasted.

Following reports of snow in Flagstaff, we decided to head south in search of warmer climates.


We visited the highly rated Senora Desert Museum, at Tucson which did not disappoint. That said, the scenery inside the National Park was not too dissimilar to the scenery outside it. The desert plains that had previously divided the imposing mountains, were now home to an abundance of cacti.

Tucson - Arizona

Tucson - Arizona Tucson - Arizona Tucson - Arizona


Our next stop was Tombstone. Home to the famous gun fight at the OK Corral. The town was a bit touristy, with daily re-enactments of the famous shootout, but still definitely worth a visit. The Bird Cage Theatre was awesome, exceptionally well-preserved and home to a bounty of historical artefacts including the card table where Wyatt Earp and Doc Holiday played. Boot Hill cemetery was also interesting, being the final resting place of many of the Wild West’s most famous hero’s and villains.

OK Corral - Tombstone
OK Corral – Tombstone
Boot Hill - Tombstone
Boot Hill – Tombstone

Tombstone was our last stop in Arizona, and a great was to say goodbye to the area. So far our American Road Trip has been everything we hoped for and more. We’ve been halfway around the world now, and the scenery we have driven through over the last two weeks as been as beautiful as we had seen anywhere. Next stop New Mexico…..






Las Vegas – The ultimate bargain destination

How to enjoy Las Vegas on a budget

Las Vegas is awesome.

The glitz and glamour of billion dollar hotels, first class dining, superstar DJ’s and nightclubs that’ll set you back $500 for a seat at a table.

It’s not necessarily the first place that springs to mind when you are travelling on a budget. In fairness if you’re a hardcore couch-surfer, or a backpacker in the purest sense then Vegas is probably not for you. But there is another side to Vegas. Read on and I’ll tell you why I think Vegas may just be the best value destination in the world.

1. Free Entertainment.

Where else in the world is the No.1 attraction free?

Bellagio Fountains

The fountains at Bellagio are. A spectacular water and light show that takes place frequently throughout the day and into the night. Over 1200 jets blast water 400 feet into the air, superbly choreographed to a seemingly endless repertoire of musical greats.

And that’s not all there’s the volcano show at Mirage, a fire and water show set to rhythmic drumming. The Viva Vision Light Show at  Fremont Street Experience, a 1,500 foot long 90 foot wide overhead canopy that plays high-resolution images along to music blasted out from a 550,000 watt PA system.

The Bellagio Conservatory, Streetmosphere in the Grand Canal Shoppes. The Wildlife Habitat at Flamingo, circus acts at Circus Circus, the Auto Collection at The Link (technically this attraction charges an admission fee, but you can usually download free passes from their website, the list goes on and on.

Bellagio Conservatory

Fremont Street Experiance

And then there’s the themed hotels.

Why not visit Paris, and see the strip from the top of the Eiffel Tour? How about a ride in a gondola, then a visit to the magnificent St. Marks Square? Lake Como? Rodeo Drive? The pyramids of Egypt?

Paris Hotel Las Vegas

Venetian Hotel Las Vegas

Luxor Hotel Las Vegas

You could spend a fun filled week in Vegas without having to pay for a single attraction.

2. Free Drinks.

The Casino owners don’t want you straying too far from the tables, and will furnish gamblers with free drinks to discourage them from getting up and wandering off.

Obviously I’m not suggesting you drop £1000 at the roulette wheel in order to score a free Bacardi and Coke. By following these simple rules you can get free drinks without breaking the bank.

  • Slots not tables.

Your cash can disappear fast at the tables, however as long as you have credit on a slot machine, you are likely to be offered free drinks. You don’t even need to be pushing the button!

Vintage Slot machines Las Vegas

  • Position yourself en route to the waitress station.

It doesn’t take much work to track down where the waitresses appear from brandishing trays of lovely booze. Position yourself along the well trodden route.

  • Go uptown.

The best hotels tend to offer a better selection of drinks.

  • Shop around.

We’ve been to Vegas half a dozen times, and the best place to score free drinks has been different on each visit. If you aren’t getting the goods be prepared to move on.

  • Tip.

OK, so this is somewhat counter intuitive, but if you want more than 1 free drink in any establishment make sure you tip the waitress!

Free Drinks Las Vegas

3. Hotel Discounts.

If you keep an eye on the promotions you can get a 4 Star hotel for £20 per night. And this is for a room on the Strip! Don’t forget this is an American 4 Star hotel. I’ve stayed in Motels in the States that are better than 4 & 5 star hotels in other countries.

Just a word of warning unfortunately the major chains aren’t the bargain they used to be has both MGM group and Caesar’s Entertainment both now charge an exorbitant “resort fee” on top of the room rate, but there are still some independent hotels that don’t.

4. Cheap food.

With so many Michelin starred dining options and Celebrity Chef hangouts, you could be forgiven for thinking that eating in Vegas is going to be a budget busting experience.

Sure you can easily drop $500 on a meal, or buy a burger with gold flakes in it, if that’s your cup of Dom Perignon, but there are also plenty of bargains to be had.

He’s a few tips for cheap eats.

  • Do Brunch.

There are loads of cheap buffets in Vegas, and brunch is the time to hit them. Get yourself a hearty meal at breakfast rates, and it’ll see you through to dinner.

  • Eat at the chains.

There are loads of good chains represented in Vegas, many offering excellent food at rock bottom prices. The Burritos at Chipotle Mexican Grill are huge and delicious, and just $7. Panda express is another super cheap good food alternative, and that’s before we hit Downtown, with it’s   99 cent hot dogs and deep-fried Twinkies.

  • Share a meal.

The portions in Vegas are massive. More often than not one main meal is enough for 2 people to share.

Massive Salad

5. Cheap clothing.

Vegas has all the big brands, Gucci, Jimmy Choo, Prada, you name it, they’ll have at least one store here. Spending your hard-earned cash has never been so easy, but if you want a bit more bang for your buck, there are very good designer outlet villages at either end of the strip offering discounts of 40-60% against retail prices. But if you’re looking for the real bargains Ross Dress for Less sell high street brands at rock bottom prices. How cheap, well I’m currently in Thailand, and holding off buying any replacement clothes until we hit Vegas later in the year!

6. Cheap Transport

Lets start with Free Transport!

There are 3 monorails in Las Vegas. The main one that runs the length of the strip from MGM Grand to SLS (formally Sahara) charges $per ride, but the 2 on the other side of the strip, Mandalay Bay to Excalibur, and Monte Carlo to Bellagio are both free.

In addition to this a frequent bus service operates 24 hours per day, with fares from $2 for journeys between the Strip and Downtown.

Vegas really is an amazing destination. The place has an energy that I haven’t found anywhere else. It really is more than a sum of it’s parts. Words and photographs don’t do it justice. You have to experience it for yourself. And you can. For a lot less than you may have thought.

Las Vegas Strip

Please tell us if you agree, or if you have somewhere in mind that offers such an abundance for less cash. We’d love to hear from you.

5 of the best at Orlando and Walt Disney World Florida

We love Disney. It’s such a magical place, with awesome theme parks, sumptuous dining and great evening entertainment. As much as we love to experience exotic, far-flung places and cultures, we can’t go more than a couple of years without needing another hit. These are some of the things that have made the experience extra special for us.

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The best park

It would be easy to say everyone has their favourite, but I’m not sure that’s actually true, I can’t even get it down to my favourite two. So this is going to have to be the best 3 Parks in Orlando. And for the purists, yes I know Walt Disney World is technically in Kissimmee.

Animal Kingdom.

As well as having some pretty neat rides, and 2 of the best shows in the Disney Kingdom, Finding Nemo, and Festival of the Lion King, this is, in my opinion, the most pleasant park to amble around in. With lakes, mountains, and lush greenery, not to mention the abundance of wildlife it really is a beautiful place to take a stroll. Make sure you hit the Kilimanjaro Safari in the afternoon. Up until our last visit we have always hit this first to avoid the queues, this works but you also avoid all the animals. On our last visit we hit the safari about 3pm and our way was repeatedly blocked by Rhinos and other animals that we had been straining to glimpse on previous occasions. When the park opens head straight for Expedition Everest and try to grab a front seat, it’s an excellent example of Disney does it best.

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There are some big ticket star attractions at Epcot, such as Soarin, Test Track presented by Chevrolet (which was much better when it was GM Test Track), and the excellent, if vomit inducing, Mission Space, but for us, hands down, the best thing about Epcot is the World Showcase.

Eleven individual countries are represented in separate lands that circle the World Showcase Lagoon. Authentic shops, restaurants, and attractions, immerse you in the sights, sounds, tastes and culture of each land, even the cast members are indigenous to the countries they represent. The attention to detail really is astounding. From Bratwurst in Bavaria, to crunchy crab snacks in Japan, the World Showcase at Epcot really has it all!

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Universal Islands of Adventure.

In a move sure to anger the Disnophiles I have included a non-Disney Park. (How dare he? I hear you cry). Well for a long time, I have to agree there really was no comparison. No one did it like Disney, the other parks were just parks, but Disney was, and still is a magical immersive experience. Then came a bespectacled little wizard from England and changed it all. The Wizarding World of Harry Potter (TWWOHP) really did raise the bar, and it’s not like Islands of Adventure was a bad park before this. Hulk Roller coaster, The Jurassic Park River Adventure, Dudley Do-Rights Ripsaw Falls and Popeye and Bluto’s Bilge-rat Barges, among several others are great rides, but somehow it was still a just a theme park, albeit an excellent one. So what do you do if you need some magic? Bring in a wizard!

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It’s impossible not to be taken aback by Hogsmeade, it feels like you have been transported into a Dickensian world, with cobbled pathways, tinker shops, and a rustic ale house. And these are not just store front facades either. Choose a wand, or rather be chosen by a wand at Olivanders, purchase a chocolate frog at Honeydukes, or quaff down a pint of Butter Beer in the Three Broomsticks Tavern, they are all exceptionally detailed and fully functioning outlets. TWWOHP is also complimented by 2 excellent attractions Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey, an impressive simulator, and Dragon Challenge, a traditional roller coaster.

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The best overall attraction.

Twilight Zone Tower of Terror

I’ve avoided saying ride, as I don’t believe that in the majority of cases “ride” really encapsulates the experience. I have considered the queuing area and pre-ride in coming to my decision.

That said Twilight Zone Tower of Terror wins on all 3 counts.

As the rope drops, follow the hordes down Hollywood Boulevard to the Hollywood Tower Hotel. Pass through the cast iron gates and in to the beautifully detailed foyer. A secret passageway leads you to an impressive boiler room where you access the service elevator that takes you on a ride to the 13 floor then sends you plummeting back down to a chorus of shrieks from your fellow passengers. There are a few twists and turns along the way that add to the excitement, and it’s never the same ride twice so repeated riding is highly recommended.

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The best place to stay

There are four main “tourist” areas in the Orlando area. International Drive, Main Gate/192, Lake Buena Vista and the Park hotels inside Disney World. We haven’t actually stayed in the Main Gate/192 area, as this offers the least appeal unless your only consideration is price. Even then there is very little difference between this area, and International Drive, which offers a more central location, and better local facilities.

Having stayed at the other 3 locations several times, including the best “Disney” location, which is on the Boardwalk, for us there is a clear winner, Lake Buena Vista, more specifically one of the hotels that are within steps of Disney Springs (formally Downtown Disney). Our particular favourite is the Buena Vista Palace, as this not only shares the best location directly across the road from Disney Springs, it is also geared towards conference attendees, and so serves as a respite from the hordes of screaming children that can be enjoyed elsewhere.

As the best way to get around the parks is to drive, it makes sense to stay in the area that offers the best nightlife, so you can park the car and walk to the watering holes. Disney Springs has a number of very good restaurants, including the excellent Wolfgang Pucks Grand Café, and we are starting to see some good bars returning following the great Pleasure Island purge of 2008. Some of our favourites are the bar at The House of Blues the Lava Bar at Rainforest Café, and the bar at Raglan Road.

Disney Springs is also the best area to access the Disney transport system. If you stay in a Disney hotel, and want to us the system to go to a different hotel, you can only do this by changing at Disney Springs, or at the Transport  Hub at Magic Kingdom. There are direct links to all the Disney hotels from Disney Springs.

Oh yes, one other thing, did I mention the price? The Buena Vista Palace is comparable in quality to the Disney “luxury” hotels, but costs less than the Disney “Value” range.

The best event.

Epcot International Food and wine Festival

Ok, I admit it. I’ve only included a best event section so I can talk about my favourite thing in all of the parks, The Epcot International Food and Wine Festival.

This annual event runs from late September to early November, each year, and sees the already excellent World Showcase at Epcot truly turned up to 11. (Dates Just announced for 2016 September 14th through November 14th)

The 11 countries that normally make up the world showcase are gate-crashed by food stalls from the world over, as Epcot becomes an epicurean epicentre, and the party capital of Disney World.

On our last visit in 2014 there were 26 food and drink stalls, each purveying a variety of tipples and nibbles to represent their countries individual taste and flair. The number of booths appear to grow each year, which is great unless you intend to partake in the ever popular “eat your way around the world”, or the intoxicating drink your way around the world challenge. In addition to some excellent comestibles there is plenty of entertainment, spanning from cooking shows, to live music.

You can pick up a passport from the Festival Welcome Centre, which lists each of the stall and their offerings. This is handy to help you plan your visit, and also to keep a record of how far you get if you try the drink challenge, trust me you won’t remember. Hic…….hic……

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The best restaurant

Victoria and Albert’s

The majority of our travels thus far have been taken pretty much with an open ended budget. This has afforded us the opportunity to eat in some of the best restaurants in the world, from Venice to New York and from Hong Kong to Las Vegas. It may therefore come as some surprise that not only is Victoria and Albert’s the best restaurant we have eaten at in Orlando. It’s the best restaurant we’ve eaten in anywhere – Take that Harry’s Bar!

Located inside the Grand Floridian Hotel, with a single seating each evening, and one-to-one service, the beautifully appointed dining room host just 14 Italian linen draped tables. But the sumptuous surroundings, and impeccable service are not the story here. Please enter the Master of Pasta, the God of Cod, his Holiness of Eton Mess, the Chef de let’s party Mr Scott Hunnel.

We’ve basked in the glory of Chef Hunnel’s brilliance on 3 separate occasions now, each time choosing the Grand Prix tasting menu, so it’s no fluke. The first time I had the Foie Gras it felt like my brain had been rewired to allow additional space to be allocated to the taste sensation. From the Amuse-Bouche, to the Steam-Punk delivered coffee, without exception everything we have eaten here (which between the 2 of us is about 50 different plates) has been exquisite. So when I finally decided to drop down to one knee, after 10 years with my now wife, this is where I did it.